Thursday, July 9, 2009

Spin Cyle: Driving Me Crazy

When I read the challenge for this week's Spin Cycle, I was immediately laughing, remembering this:

I had not been living in the Almost-Great-White-North for very long, and this winter was a doozy! There was just no 'easier way' to go; all the roads were snow-packed and sketchy, making me very nervous. This made me mad at myself for being such a ninny about driving on snow, for cryin' out loud, people do it all the time. And they survive. So I made myself drive like a normal person even though it scared the bejesus out of me to do it.

The route to school was full of twists and turns, no berm to speak of, and not a Penn DOT truck to be seen (resulting in no clearing, no salt). Scary, but I had to go to school. I had to.

As I am driving (not creeping - just going a little slow because of the packed snow) and I approaching a sharp curve to the right, a rather large truck comes up fast behind me, and without even a pause, PASSES ME. On snow-packed roads, up a hill, on a blind curve. I was pissed - if there was a car coming, none of us would have been able to avoid a collision. What if the kids had been in the car? All this flashed through my mind in a split second.

So I sped up, just enough to catch him, honked my hard - long and loud enough to get his attention - and flipped him off. HA!

Then I noticed something.

Something that would normally not be a big deal, but something that turned out to be rather significant in this moment.

I was wearing mittens.


Sprite's Keeper said...

Ha! I love the way that ended! I've never seen snow, but snow is the one reason I never want to move to that type of climate. All the chances of skidding on black ice and such? Too stressful! You're linked!

Anonymous said...

LMAO that sounds like something I would totally do. I'm like Sprite's Keeper to scared to drive on snow, so prob will never live in that climate either. :0)

Mama Badger said...

Holy cow, I think I just snorted my soda out my nose. Too funny. I have a similar flipping off story.

I feel for you and your krappy roads. At least you braved them.

C.G. the Foodie said...

I love the ending of this story! But boo to crazy roads

Aleta said...

Hehe. Mittens make it so classy though. Cute and cuddly, not the flip off you were going for, I imagine.

Fragrant Liar said...

Look a it this way. You saved yourself from being embarrassed. Not that I would have been embarrassed about shooting the bird, since after a gazillion well-aimed shots, I'm still not embarrassed, but I'm just thinking about your well being.