True story and a perfect synopsis of my week:
Imagine, if you will, a study hall. One of my students (student #2) is working, and so is an upperclassman (student #1), on vocabulary. Student #1 has just learned the meaning of the word "Agnostic."
"Is anyone in here Agnostic?"
"Not me - I haven't been sick for awhile now!"
I wish I was making this up.